Lock up your sons, ladies and gentlemen, ‘cause Miss Diamond is one voluptuous vixen who has been practicing how to be a cougar on the prowl since she was old enough to climb in to her mommy’s heels for the first time. She knows what she wants and she’s not shy about getting it. Her tastes are simple – only the best will do. She likes her men very young and her champagne very vintage and she won’t compromise on either. And unless that fur coat you’re bringing her for her birthday was made of something extremely rare, don’t bother.Though she may once have been one of those young ladies who just got off the bus at the Hollywood depot, it certainly wasn’t yesterday, and by now she knows every highway, byway and trap door in Tinseltown like the back of her hand. She spends her days curing hangovers by the pool and her nights leading leading men around by their short and curlies – but only if they’re young enough to need a little schooling. And if you’ve come to catch her show, don’t forget your shades; when she starts shaking those double D delights all covered in diamonds it’s been known to cause seizures (and not always the good kind)…
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